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Monday, August 14, 2006

Are You a "Professional" ??


The following short Quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell whether you are a qualified to be a “professional”. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Open the door and put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. The previous tests your ability to think through repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This test whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many pre-schoolers got several correct answers. Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a 4 year old

Pass this along to frustrate all your smart friends.

And you don’t have to pass this test to Buy or Sell with Rob and Linda Clark

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